This sardarji goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I ache all over. Everywhere I touch it hurts. "The doc says "Ok, touch your elbow." The sardarji touches his
elbow and winces in genuine pain.

The doc, surprised, says "touch your head. "The sardarji touches his head and jumps in agony. The doc asks him to touch his knee and the same thing happens. Every where the sardarji touches it hurts like hell.

The doc is stumped and orders a complete examination with X-raysetc... and tells the sardar to come back after two days. Two days later the sardar comes back and the doctor says,

"We've found your problem..." "Oh yeah? what is it ?"

'You've broken your finger!'