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Dear Vasishta,

We are sending this email to notify you that we have updated our Domain Parking Terms & Conditions and the revised terms will go into effect November 1, 2016. You can preview the updated agreements here: Domain Parking Terms & Conditions.


Here is a quick summary of what is changing:

Sedo’s Domain Parking Terms & Conditions have been updated to provide easier reading for Users and to clarify important service terms, such as:

  • Generation of Click Balance and Payment
  • Right to Terminate Service and Effect of Termination
  • Advertising Keywords

Sedo's revised Domain Parking Terms & Conditions apply to all Sedo Users participating in Sedo’s Domain Parking Service. Continued use of Sedo’s Domain Parking Service on or after November 1, 2016, means that you accept the revised version of Sedo's Domain Parking Terms & Conditions and those service-specific terms that apply to you. We ask that you take a moment to read the revised document to ensure that you understand the terms and contained within.

If you have any questions, please contact Customer Care.

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New price list online

By Vasishta

Hello Vasishta,

Sedo has been your partner for buying and selling domains for 14 years, and we are pleased that you are a part of our domain community. Our goal is to support the buying and selling of premium domains and the monetization of unused domains even more successfully in the future. To this end, Sedo is working continuously to improve its services and offerings for you, our customer.

New price list online

On April 9, 2015, we will be changing the  minimum fee and minimum bid amounts for the first time. For customers liable for payment of VAT, there will also be changes in how the sales commission is handled for tax purposes. The new prices take effect on April 9, 2015. They are already accessible at www.sedo.com/preview-pricelist.

Pricing domains quickly and easily

Please remember to adjust the prices for the domains you have available for sale with adequate lead time. This will help you ensure that the amount paid for each domain you sell is in line with your expectations.
Our Big Data Pricer can suggest domain prices for you free of charge, at any time. To do this, simply go to Domain Management and switch to the “Price Suggestion” view.

We hope you continue to enjoy great success in buying, selling, and parking your domains! Our customer support team will be happy to answer any questions you may have.

Best regards,
Your Sedo Team

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Dear Vasishta,

We are sending this email to notify you that we have updated our User Agreement and the revised terms will go into effect April 1, 2015. You can preview the updated agreements here:


Here is a quick summary of what is changing, amongst others:

Sedo User Agreement
The Sedo User Agreement has been separated into three parts: the Sedo User Agreement covering the relationship between Sedo and our Users; the Domain Marketplace Agreement containing terms of use for Buyers and Sellers trading domains on the Sedo platform; and the Domain Transfer Agreement with terms related to Sedo’s transfer assistance service.

Domain Marketplace Purchase and Sale Agreement
The standard Purchase and Sale Agreement for sales closed on the Sedo Domain Marketplace has been updated to reflect the document’s possible use for sales closed with the assistance of Sedo’s Brokerage services.

The revised User Agreement applies to all Sedo Users and, where applicable, the Domain Marketplace Agreement and Domain Transfer Agreement apply to those who have domains listed for sale in any Sedo User Account. Each Sedo User is responsible for maintaining a domain list in their Sedo User Account that accurately reflects domains that User still owns and wishes to sell.

If you do not agree with the changes of the Terms and Conditions, you may terminate your business relationship with Sedo GmbH per e-mail and delete your Sedo account(s).

In accordance with the current Terms and Conditions the changes will become an effective component of the contract if you do not object within four weeks. In the event you do not accept the updated Terms and Conditions, Sedo is entitled to terminate the contract.

We wish you success in your domain business and we look forward to working with you.

Sincerely,
Your Sedo Team

Sedo GmbH :: Im Mediapark 6 :: 50670 Cologne :: Germany
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Hello Vasishta Bhatt

It's been a while since you have logged into
your Sedo account. Just as a reminder, your
login name is: "vasishta"

We would be very happy to see you again -
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Yo mama is so fat

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Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

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Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

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Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

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Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

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Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

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Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

 

Cow with 2 legs

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

 

Running Blind

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A policeman was directing traffic at a busy intersection when he observed a blind man and his seeing-eye dog waiting to cross.

To his horror, he watched as the seeing-eye dog bolted across the street, dragging the blind man behind him.

On the other side of the road, the man pulled out a cookie and offered it to his dog.

The officer ran to the blind man and said, "Don't you realize your dog could have killed you, and now you're going to reward him?"

The blind man said to the policeman, "Why, no sir, I'm just trying to find out where his head is so I can kick his ass."

 

Penguin Delivery

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A bus driver on his route sees a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.

An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.

The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?"

"Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."

 

Chet the Parrot

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A guy walks into a store for some last-minute Christmas shopping, and sees a parrot for sale. He asks the clerk what the parrot's name is and the clerk tells him it's Chet. He also tells the man that this is one amazing parrot. If you put a match under his left foot, it sings “Jingle Bells,” and if you put a match under its right foot, it sings “Deck the Halls.”
The man thinks that is the coolest thing he's ever seen, so he decides to buy it for his wife. So he gets home, and puts it away. Then he wonders what will happen if he puts it a match between its legs, so he tries it, and the parrot starts singing “Chet's nuts roasting over an open fire...”

 

Gorilla on the Roof

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A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."

"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"

"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."

 

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