Two men are driving through Chicago when they get pulled over by a cop.The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacks him in the head = with the stick. The driver asks, "What the hell was that for?" The cop answers, "You're in Chicago, asshole. When we pull you over, you better have your = license ready when we get to your car." The driver says, "I'm sorry, Officer, I'm not from around here." The cop runs a check on the guys license, and it's clean. He gives = the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on = the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the cop smacks him with the nightstick too.The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?" The cop says, "Just making your wish come true." The passenger says, "Huh?" The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me."