A state trooper pulled a car over on a lonely back road and approached the

blonde lady driver. 'Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?'

The woman replied, 'Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident.

I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and

there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another

tree in front of me!'

Reaching through the side window to the rear-view mirror, the officer replied,

'Ma'am, that's your air freshener.'