Antique Shop

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked "What's new?"

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Yo' Mama's.....Old!

Yo' Mama's so old, I took her to see "Jurassic Park" and she started having flashbacks.

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 Yo mama is so fat, she fell through the ground and struck oil.

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Yo mama's so Stupid!

Yo mama is so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.