Yo Mama's so stupid... glass

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.

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Yo mama's so fat... door

Yo' mama is so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Yo mama's...Old!

 Yo' Mama is so old, when I told her to act her age she died.

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Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee

Yo mama's so fat, she wore an X-Files T-shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born

Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born her mama said, “what a treasure,” and her daddy said, “yeah, let's bury it.”

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Yo mama's so dumb... airport

Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.

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Yo mama's teeth are so big...

Yo Mama's teeth are so big, if she sneezes she'll stab herself in the chest.

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Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail and now I call him "Beaver"

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Yo mama's So Fat

Yo' mama so fat she has to call Sherwin-Williams to paint her toenails!

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Yo mama's so fat... first word

Yo Mama is so fat, that her first word was oink.