Hightech sardar inventions
Four hightech sardar inventions:
-Waterproof towel
-Solar powered torch
-Book on how to read
-Pedal powered wheel chair.

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RICH GENEROUS SARDAR
Why does a rich generous sardar have two swimming pools of which one is always empty???
For people who don know how to swim!!

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SARDARJI PROPOSES TO A WOMAN AND
She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots.
He sets off to Africa and disappears.
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one.
He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *AGAIN* barefeet!"

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ONLY MARRIED MEN
Banta owned a large factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. When his friend Santa asked him the reason, Banta replied, 'Married men are more obedient.'