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Cow with 2 legs

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

A: Lean beef.

 

Why is the letter T like an Island?

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Because its in the middle of waTer!

 

An Ice Cube

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My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube.

 

What do astronauts eat for dinner?

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Launch Meat

 

You are not a Monk!

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way.Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery.The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it was, but the monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk."The man says, "All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?"The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk."The man sets about his task.Forty five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery.He says, "I have travelled the earth and have found what you have asked for.There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth."The monks reply, "Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is right behind that door."The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, "Real funny. May I have the key?" The monks give him the key, and he opens Theodor. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst.Finally, the monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound.But I can't tell you what it is, because you're not a monk.

 

Banana

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Ask me if I have a banana in my ear.

Do you have a banana in your ear?

I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

 

Jus' Kidding!

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Q: What's green and has wheels?

A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

 

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

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I'm stuck on you.

 

There are more ducks on that side.

 

Where do hamburgers go to dance?

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To a meatball.

 

They both don't drive tractors.

 

How do you catch a green elephant?

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Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

 

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

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Fo' Drizzle!

 

why did the cow cross the road?

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Because he wanted the good grass

 

Ebay.

 

He was already stuffed!

 

Whats a ghost's favorite fruit?

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Boo Berries!

 

What did one mountain say to the other?

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Meet you in the valley!

 

Why should you never run behind a bus?

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Becuase You will get exhausted.

 

Fish without an "eye"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

 

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