Thor, the mighty God of Thunder, is sitting on his throne one day when he decides that he should go down to Earth and look for some adventure. He does, finds a virgin maiden, and takes her to an empty cottage. During the night, he has sex with her twenty-six times! When he returns to his throne, he starts to feel guilty and thinks that he owes the girl an explanation. After all, he can't let her go through life thinking that all men have such sexual abilities. So he walks back into the cottage where the girl still lies and shouts in a God-like voice, "I am Thor." The unimpressed maiden answers, "You're Thor! I can't even thit!"