* Q: Name the four seasons.
* A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

- Presumably also the inspiration of Vivaldi (don't forget the Ketchup)



* Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be
made safe to drink.
* A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.

- (dead sheep could really block your tap)



* Q: What happens to your body as you age?
* A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.



* Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
* A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.



* Q; Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
* A: Premature death.


* Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
* A: Keep it in the cow.

(can't argue with that)



* Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
* A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.


TECHNOLOGY

* Q: What is a turbine?
* A: Something an Arab wears on his head.

(to keep him cool in the desert ?)



RELIGION

* Q: What is a Hindu?
* A: It lays eggs.