New Pimp in Town
Allen was feeling particularly horney so he went to a whore on the street and said "how much do you charge" The whore said "100 bucks for the evening" Allen said "well, if I pay you 100 bucks, you will have to do it under my rules" the whore said "that’s fine." So Allen took her home and told her that they would close all the blinds and do it in the pitch dark. The whore turned to him and said "honey, its your money, so whatever you want is fine" They had sex, and Allen told her to wait 10 minutes before they were to do it again, Then 10 minutes later, they did it again. After 6 times, he seemed to be getting stronger and stronger. "Allen, you are the best lover I have ever had" Then the man said "Lady, my name is Jake, Allen is outside selling your ass to all his friends for 50 bucks a pop"
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