A business man landed in an airport in California. When he walked outside to get a cab, he realized that he hadn't brought enough cash with him. He walked up to a cab and ask the driver, "How much would it cost to get a ride from here to my hotel room?" The cab driver responded, "Fifteen dollars." Thinking about it for a minute, the man said, "I'll make a deal with you! I didn't bring enough cash with me, so if you'll give me a ride to my hotel and give my your address, I'll mail you $25 when I get back home!" The cab driver said, "Do you think I'm crazy? If you don't have the money, get out of my cab!!" The man had to walk 5 miles, carrying his luggage to the hotel. Some months later, the man had to go back to California on another business trip. When he walked out of the airport, there were 8 cabs lined up outside. In the last cab, he recognized the cab driver that wouldn't give him a break. He thought, "Uh huh!" He walked up to the first cab driver and asked, "How much would you charge me to take me from here to my hotel room?" The driver responded, $15." The man then said, "I'll tell you what. I'll let you have sex with me for $25!" The cab driver was furious. He said, "What do you think I am...some kind of pervert?!" The man proceeded to the next cab and asked the driver the same question. Getting the same response from each driver, he ended up at the cab of the driver that wouldn't give him a break. He asked the driver, "How much would it cost to take me from here to my hotel?" The driver responded, "$15." The man said, "Deal!" and got into the cab with the driver. As he passed the other seven cabs, he smiled, winked, and held his thumb in the air.