Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a phone call. The other three were discussing their children while walking to the first tee. "My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful, in fact, that in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift." The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "He's so successful, in fact, that in the last six months he's given a good friend two brand new cars as a gift." The third man brags that his son worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the last few weeks he has given a good friend as large stock portfolio as a gift. As the fourth man arrives to the tee box, the three smugly tell him that they have been discussing how successful their sons are, and ask what line of work his son is in. "To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser, and I've recently discovered that he's gay." As the other three recoil in horro, he continues, "but on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have give him a brand new house, two new cars and a big stock portfolio."