* SEOs are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.
* If it weren’t for SEOs, we wouldn’t need them.
* Talk is cheap…until SEOs get involved.
* It is the trade of SEOs to question everything, yield nothing, and to talk by the hour.
–Thomas Jefferson
* How was copper wire invented?
Two SEOs were arguing over a penny.
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Two SEOs were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other. End of discussion.
* SEOs are the only profession where the more there are, the more are needed!
* Old SEOs never die, they just lose their rankings.
* What are SEOs good for?
They make used car salesmen look good.
* What do you call 100 SEOs at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
* What do you call 25 skydiving SEOs?
Skeet.
* What does molds, ooze, pond scum and SEOs have in common?
They’re all slime.
* What does pond scum have more of than SEOs?
Respect.
* What is the definition of a shame (as in “gee, that’s a shame”)?
When a tour bus full of SEOs goes over a cliff.
What is the definition of a “crying shame”?
There was an empty seat on the bus.
* What is the difference between pigs and SEOs?
You can learn to respect a pig.
* What’s the difference between SEOs and vampires?
Vampires only suck blood at night.
* Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the SEOs?
New Jersey got first pick .
* Why do they bury SEOs 20 feet under?
Because deep down, they’re really good people.
* Why don’t hyenas eat SEOs?
Even hyenas have some dignity.
* How many SEOs does it take to shingle a roof?
About 3 1/2, but you need to slice them pretty thin.
* It has been discovered that SEOs are the larval stage of politicians.
* Why should SEOs wear lots of sunscreen when vacationing at a beach resort?
Because they’re used to doing all of their lying indoors.
* Why won’t sharks attack SEOs?
Professional courtesy.
* The problem with SEOs jokes is that most SEOs don’t think they are funny, and most people don’t understand that they’re just jokes!