A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she
has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse,
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into action. As it
gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to
slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but
cannot get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses
neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!
The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its' slipping rider.
Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away
from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot
becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the
horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over and over. As her head is battered against the ground and she
is mere moments away from unconsciousness, to her great fortune, Frank,
the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.