Yo' Mama! is so fat!!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that her Passport photo lasts for 2 pages!!!

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Yo' Mama! is so fat!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that a picture of her's fell of the wall!!

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Yo' Mama! is so fat!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that when she enters an elevator, the elevator HAS to go down!!!

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Yo' Mama! is so fat!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that u can pinch only an inch at her forehead!!!