What is Busniess..?
Dad:I want u 2 marry a grl of my choice.
Son:No!
Dad: The grl is Bill Gates's Daughter.
Son:then Ok!
Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur Daughter 2 Maary my Son.
Bill Gates: No! Dad: My Son is the CEO of the World Bank
Bill Gates: Then ok!
Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President:No!
Dad He is the Son-in-law of Bill Gates.
Presidenr: then Ok!
This is BUSINESS.

A primary president, a high councilman, and a bishop sat on the front row of a airplane flight that, unfortunately, was hijacked. When the hijackers' demands were refused, they threatened to shoot some passengers, starting with the first row. The primary president promptly asked for one last wish. She wanted to sing her favorite primary song. The hijacker said that would be fine, then asked the high councilman and bishop if they also had a last wish. The high councilman requested that after the song he be allowed to stand and give the talk he had prepared to give in sacrament meeting that next Sunday. The hijacker agreed, then turned to the bishop. The bishop motioned for the hijacker to come closer and whispered in his ear, "Please shoot me after the song."

A true story, as originally related by a Church security guard. President Kimball was on an overseas tour, and was keeping a grueling schedule despite flagging health. It was unending. Tour this mission, go to that meeting, speak at this conference - wave after wave of work. His secretary, Brother Haycock, was getting concerned. One day, when President Kimball inquired as to the next item on the agenda, the secretary informed him that they had scheduled in some time for him to take a nap. President Kimball was visibly displeased, and responded "I think I understand...you are trying to save me." "Yes" his secretary replied. Without hesitation, President Kimball said: "But I don't want to be saved. I want to be exalted!"