Q: How many elephants will fit into a Mini?
A: Four: Two in front, two in back
Q: How many giraffes will fit into a Mini?
A: None. It’s full of elephants.
Q: How do you get two whales in a Mini?
A: Along the M4 and and across the Sever Bridge.
Q: How do you know when there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can hear giggling when the light goes out.
Q: How do you know when there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
A: When you can’t close the door.
Q: How do you know when there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A: When there is a Mini parked outside.
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: Hold his trunk shut until he turns blue, then shoot him with the blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a yellow elephant?
A: Have you ever seen a yellow elephant?
