During an English lesson, the teacher notices a boy was not paying attention to ther.

Teacher: Johnny, join these two sentences together: I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body

Johnny: (thinking for a while): I saw a dead body cycling to school!

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Teacher: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing?
One is blue and the other is red with white stripes!

Johnny: Yes, it is really strange. I have got another pair just like this at home