Yo' Mama! is so fat!!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that her Passport photo lasts for 2 pages!!!
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Yo' Mama! is so fat!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that a picture of her's fell of the wall!!
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Yo' Mama! is so fat!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that when she enters an elevator, the elevator HAS to go down!!!
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Yo' Mama! is so fat!
Yo' Mama! is so fat that u can pinch only an inch at her forehead!!!
Flower Power
Paintball - The Game
Use your skills to paint a path for the ball to get to the magical square. In a way, to the ball, you are God. Are you a graceful savior?
Draw a safe path for mr. redball
Paintball - The Game
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Mouse Maneuver
Whack Your Boss!!
THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 2
I will keep more GAMES coming up...
another one of my fav..
really HUMEROUS!!!
THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ 2
Have FUN!!!!
Keep clicking the "Fact For The Day!!" button for more humerous facts....funny ones!!
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MAX DIRT BIKE!
Funny Flash games!! --> The Impossible Quiz
Welll....
now...this section is full of Funny Flash Games...which are funny...mind-irritating...humerous...etc..
Have fun!!!
the First Game...
THE IMPOSSIBLE QUIZ
Have Fun..
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Construction Workers Lunch!
Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time im going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"
So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the italian and the chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blondes wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replys "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."
Tongue Twisters [contd.]
If a sledering snail went down a slippery slide would a snail sleder or
Slide down the slide- By S.Walton
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Bubble bobble, bubble bobble, bubble bobble
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These thousand tricky tongue twisters trip thrillingly off the tongue .
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Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.
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Lala Gope Gappungam Das.
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You curse, I curse, we all curse, for asparagus!
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Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca papaya Kacha papaya pacca
Papaya.
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Double bubble gum, bubbles double.
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A sailor went to sea To see, what he could see. And all he could see
Was sea, sea, sea.
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A box of mixed biscuits, a mixed biscuit box.
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Upper roller lower roller Upper roller lower roller. ...
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Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People
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If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which
Watch?
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Which watch did which witch wear and which witch wore which watch? .